January 11, 2012
Wednesday January 11th

Good morning and welcome to iPad day! YES! Every time we hook someone up with a stiffed gift upgrade today it’s going to be an iPad! I’ll give you the chance to win one around 8:30 this morning! 

CELEBRITY DIRT

Beyonce and Jay-Z brought baby Blue Ivy home…I THINK THAT’S THE NAME ANYWAY!!

Justin Bieber talks sex, drugs, and turning 18…HE’S GROWING UP SO FAST!!

Video shows Russell Brand taking off his wedding ring…WATCH IT HERE!!

Christina Aguilera sets the record straight about her divorce and weight…OVER HERE!!

Marc Anthony told J-Lo she needs to see a shrink…UT OH!!

The IRS is cracking down on Lindsay Lohan…AND HER MASSIVE DEBT!!

Katie Holmes going topless to sell her jewelry…AND TOM IS OKAY WITH THAT!?

Chelsea Handler has cut back on her drinking…FIND OUT WHY!!

TV STUFF

The new season of Dance Moms premiered last night…YES I DO WATCH IT!!

See which actor has already turned down DWTS…LOOK!!

Are you a fan of 30 Rock? SEE WHO WILL BE MAKING GUEST APPEARANCES!! 

Bachelor Ben opens up about his thoughts on group dates…OVER HERE!!

TV shows you probably didn’t believe were still on the air…LIST HERE!!

RANDOM STORIES

Women actually buy more electronics than men…REALLY!? 

Airline openly mocked Steelers fans…LIKE THE LOSS DIDN’T HURT BAD ENOUGH!!

Timeline for better sleep…AND WE COULD ALL USE THAT!!

Granny forced to rob a bank…THAT’S AWFUL!!

8 shortcuts for getting richer…LOOK!!

A kid with cancer got his wish…TO BLOW UP A BUILDING!!

Sick of your friends/family texting when you’re out to dinner? TRY THIS!!

1/5 men don’t change their underwear daily…EFFING GROSS!!

A 62 year old woman attacked her husband with a hammer…BECAUSE OF JUDGE JUDY!!

Whoever said to look at the grocery store for your future spouse…IS AN IDIOT!!

6 stats about American binge drinking…LOOK!!

Here’s ONE way to stop your friend from driving drunk…KIND OF VIOLENT THOUGH!!

VIDEO OF THE DAY

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December 20, 2011
Teen Stabs Someone In Her Anger Management Class Over a Dr. Phill DVD

Oh hi there irony, it’s nice to see you again. This story PROBABLY isn’t the greatest endorsement for this anger management class. Meet Faribah Maradiaga. The 19 year old ended up STABBING her 37 year-old classmate over an argument about a Dr. Phil DVD that was supposed to teach the class how to control their emotions. In her defense, Dr. Phil makes me want to stab people sometimes, too. 

stabby teen

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December 20, 2011

VIDEO OF THE DAY: Props to this parody group “The Key of Awesome” for taking LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It” and adding a Holiday twist and making it even more inappropriate! 

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December 15, 2011
Wal-Mart Stays Open During The Police Investigation of a Murder

Look, I know that it’s Holiday time, BUT after someone is stabbed to death in your store, you MIGHT want to close down while the police investigate the crime. I know I don’t want to be slipping on blood when I’m trying to get a deal. Also, it kind of makes their “Save Money, Live Better” slogan morbidly ironic…

walmart

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December 15, 2011

There’s probably not a “no horses” sign on the front of this Safeway grocery store, but I’m assuming this breaks some sort of health code violation. Never before has there been a messier clean up on aisle 10. It’s pretty funny though, apparently the posse took their horses into bar next. Only in Colorado…

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December 15, 2011
Happy National Cat Herder's day!

Yeah, I didn’t know National Cat Herder’s Day existed either. Or the 10 other “off-beat” December “Holidays” on this list. I’m just pissed I didn’t realize yesterday was National Monkey day, I would have flung some poo at someone… 

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December 15, 2011
The police officer driving the cruiser apparently dropped his pen and when he was distracted looking for it managed to park his car UP the telephone pole. I made a caption contest on the radio station’s Facebook page www.facebook.com/hot1005… Here’s a couple of my favorite responses: “A New State Farm Commercial” “A Stripper Stole a Police Car” 

The police officer driving the cruiser apparently dropped his pen and when he was distracted looking for it managed to park his car UP the telephone pole. I made a caption contest on the radio station’s Facebook page www.facebook.com/hot1005…

Here’s a couple of my favorite responses:

“A New State Farm Commercial”

“A Stripper Stole a Police Car” 

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December 15, 2011

VIDEO OF THE DAY: Jimmy Kimmel comes up with some GENIUS bits. During Halloween he challenged parents to convince their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. He doubled down with this bit and put a Holiday spin on it. He asked the parents to tell their kids that they could open ONE Christmas present early this year. The spin is the present had to be something the kids would HATE. Hilarity ensues. Although one of the kids is SUCH A brat if I were his parents I’d probably leave him in the woods. 

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December 14, 2011
Derek Jeter Gives His One Night Stands Autographed Memorabilia

This is one of those things normal dudes would get kicked in the balls for, but NOT Derek Jeter! Apparently the Yankee captain doesn’t send his conquests packing empty handed. He gives them a basket of autographed memorabilia. It’s like a consolation prize for him never calling them again! Side note: If they sell it all on E-bay does that make them a prostitute?  

Jeter

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December 14, 2011

VIDEO OF THE DAY: This SWEET Freudian slip comes to us from 9News Denver. This reporter was attempting to congratulate the super hot anchor on her college basketball team’s victory, but it didn’t come out quite right…although I feel what he actually said is ALSO an accurate statement. 

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